Script - Maintenance Area

(As one passes the StarSpeeder and goes into the next room, one sees two maintenance droids, G2-19 working on an older droid [it's of the same R2 model that blew up after being purchased from the Jawas in A New Hope], and G2-14 working the ticket / customs desk.  Each droid speaks to the people in the line and not to one another.  All announcements are heard at the same time but since there is a good amount of line distance between the two droids, their conversations don't clash.)
 

G2-19:  "These shutdown breaks are getting much too short.  Now, what have we have here?  Hmm, Hey, haven't I seen you before, seems like I am always fixing this burnout.  Oh, let's see now, no, no, that can't be right. Hmm...."

G2-19:  "Hey, you there, ah excuse me?  Hello?  I am talking to you! Yes, you!  Are you very mechanical?  Well, I was just wondering if you could tell me where this goes?  See I wasn't really online when they where programing us for logic repair, usually I can figure it out but these old ACK-5's are kinda built backwards, you know what I mean?  Hmm?  No, you... don't... know... what... I... mean....  Well, don't worry, this isn't your navigator, No, I fixed him hours ago but thanks for trying to helping me out and, you have a nice day.  I'll figure this out,....... eventually."

Female Supervisor:  "Attention please, attention please, there has been a disruption in the labor output of droids, sector 2, all work is to resume immediately, or power disconnect with be initiated."

G2-19:  "Oh oh, I better get back to work.  Oh, try to keep the line moving folks, I am not programmed for dispatch.  You know, it's not polite to stare."

G2-19:  "Now, was I suppose to weld that logic module positive to positive or negative to negative?  No, no I'm positive it was negative to positive, absolutely positive."

G2-19:  "Hey, what are you all staring at?  Ohh, me!  You got cameras, why don't you guys take a picture, it will last longer.  Geesh, a lot of families here today.  Glad your flying with us.  You know, I like families.  Sure, I see a lot of mine these days.  Oh look, there's Gus.  Hi, Dad!  Dad was the top Star Tours pilot.  Kinda took a crash course in StarSpeeders.... If you know what I mean.  Now he is a really basket case.  Yeap, that's him all over.  It's a shame too, really gone to pieces.  Hey, are you all together today?  Are you sure?  Ok, you have your orders then."

Female Supervisor: "Attention please, attention please, we are experiencing unusual behavior in the G2 droids in sector 2.  Maintenance units begin surveillance of all sector 2, G2 droids."

G2-19: "I'm listening to K-DROID, my favorite station.  This is the latest hit song, Danny and The Droids, it's called, 'I Want To Weld Your Hand'.  I love those robot-toe intro's.  Hey man, care to boogy?  You might peddle up your motions, your units are looking real hydraulic."

G2-19:  (singing) "'I've been working on the same droid, all my live long day.' hehehe, stick'em up.  I love the west.  It reminds me of my last home on Tatooine.  Hey, speaking of homes, how about taking me with you when you leave, will you wait for me?  I get off work in a few years.  Pllleeeaassee?"

Female Supervisor:  "Monitor circuits continue detect a decrease in production activities in droids sector 2.  Shutdown procedures will begin in 60 seconds, unless output increases immediately."

G2-19:  "You see, now your getting me in trouble.  That's what happens when you talk to humanoid.  Always trouble.  I'm sorry, but I have to get back to work."

G2-19:  "Hello, how are you?  I'm, ah, G2-19, fixit-bee labor droid, see my job is to fix the pilots and navigators for Star Tours.  It's a really neat job, I mean, I like it and you get to meet a lot of really nice droids and,.... excuse me, excuse me?  You look awfully familiar, wasn't I in your service?  A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away?  Oh, I guess not.  You only have one head.  Hey, that's a very nice droid your traveling with, but if you ever like to trade that one in for a newer unit let me know.  Come by and see me anytime.  I'm always here."

Female Supervisor:  "Malfunction in sector 2, malfunction in sector 2.  All droids will be shutdown for reloading of labor program.  Standby for power disconnect."

G2-19:  "Here we go again.  Their going to pull the plug on me.  See you later folks.  It's nap tiimmmmeeeeee......"
 

(the line curves around the first droid and approaches the customs droid)
 

G2-14:  "These shutdown's are becoming a pain in the neck!  heh, literately!  ooh."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "Yeah, Yeah, I hear you.  What?  Passports?  How do I know if they have their passports?  Ok, ok OK!  I'll check.  Geesh, give me a circuit break well ya?"

G2-14:  "Hey, do all you passengers have the necessary paperwork to go on this tour?  You know, passports, visas, tickets, flight insurance.... Well?"

G2-14:  "I don't know, chief heh, they're all just standing there staring at me.  Maybe they're not programed to my frequency."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "Hey!  What's the matter?  Haven't you people ever seen intelligent life before? heh heh heh."

Female Supervisor:  "Attention please, attention please, there has been a disruption in the labor output of droids, sector 2, all work is to resume immediately, or power disconnect with be initiated."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "Hey!  Get off my servos!  I'm not the one who purchased all those defective RX pilots."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "Have any of you humanoid's flown on a StarSpeeder before?  Well, I hope you enjoy your tour.  Now, Now, please keep your party together as you approach the loading concourse.  Heh, that is, if you ever like to see them again.  If not, you can say good-bye now, heh heh heh."

Female Supervisor:  "Attention please, attention please, we are experiencing unusual behavior in the G2 droids in sector 2.  Maintenance units begin surveillance of all sector 2, G2 droids."

G2-14:  "What's this, do my senses deceive me?  Or are their really passengers out there?  Gee, I hope the new StarSpeeders run better then the one that brought me here.  What a bucket of bolts!  You'll never get me on one of those things in a billion light-years."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "Yeah, Chief."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "What's that?  Don't worry, those humanoids out there can't hear a word I am saying, as long as I have the comlink switched off."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "Huh, it's not!?!  Oh oh.  Sssay, are you the lucky people that are gonna ride the new StarSpeeder 3000?  Hhhey, wait 'til you see it!  It's a real beauty, and what a ride!  Smooth as transmission fluid!  You'll never forget it!..... Although you probably wish you could....."

Female Supervisor:  "Monitor circuits continue detect a decrease in production activities in droids sector 2.  Shutdown procedures will begin in 60 seconds, unless output increases immediately."

G2-14:  "Excuse me please, but you'll have to check the excess baggage.  Huh?  Oh I am terribly sorry, I didn't realize that was your husband. heh heh heh."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14:  "Sorry, Chief.  My sensors where out of focus there for a second."

G2-14:  "Hi ya folks.  I'm G2-14.  I run this operation.  Now if there's anything I can help you with..... Hey you over there.  I'm talking to you!  Could you creatures please give me your undivided attention for a moment?  Thank you.  As some of you have probably been wondering, you are flying with Star Tours today.  Well, let me see.  1, 2, 3, 4... ah, do you want me to include you?  Ok, 5, 6, ah stop back and check with me later, this could take a while.  7, 8, 9, 10..."

Female Supervisor:  "Malfunction in sector 2, malfunction in sector 2.  All droids will be shutdown for reloading of labor program.  Standby for power disconnect."

Computer Supervisor:  *Warbles*

G2-14: "Well, it's break time.  Wait, Wa-WAIT, I didn't mean thhaaatttt...."