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Twenty Flight Rock

Ooh, well I got a gal with a record machine
When it comes to rockin' she's a queen
We love to dance on Saturday night, all alone I can hold her tight
But she lives on the 20th floor uptown, the elevator's broken down

So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4
5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more
Up on the 12th floor startin' to drag,
15th floor I'm a-ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

Well she calls me up on the telephone
says, "Come on over, honey.  I'm all alone"
I said "Baby, you' re mighty sweet.
But I'm in bed with achin' feet"
This went on for a couple o' days, but I couldn't stay away.

So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4
5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more
Up on the 12th floor startin' to drag,
15th floor I'm a-ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

"We havin' fun yet?"
"Woo!"
Well, they sent it to Chicago for repairs
Til it gets fixed I'm usin' the stairs
I hope they hurry before it' s too late
I want my baby too much to wait
All this a-climbin' is getting' me down
They'll find my corpse draped over a rail

So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4
5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more
Up on the 12th floor startin' to drag,
15th floor I'm a-ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

"Hey!"
"Hah!"
"A-la-da-da-da-da-da-dow!"
"Crazy"

Ooh, well I got a gal with a record machine
When it comes to rockin' she's a queen
We love to dance on Saturday night, all alone I can hold her tight
But she lives on the 20th floor uptown, the elevator's broken down

So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4
5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more
Up on the 12th floor startin' to drag,
15th floor I'm a-ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4
5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more
Up on the 12th floor startin' to drag,
15th floor I'm a-ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

"Ho!"